Journal of a Road Warrior – Originally Posted March 16th, 2010

Well… Sometimes I cannot find internet, but none the less…I shall blog, you better believe.

Library House - Day 2 - Bellingham

I type this sitting on the deck of what one referred to it as a co-op home. The occupancy numeration is undetermined, the walls are littered with posters about the inner soul and BoyzIIMen (apparently the B2M is a “family heirloom) and the wonderful souls that I have met who live here are into ‘circus, yoga and healing. PLUS there is an alternative library that occupies the 2nd floor. Crazy wonderful ay? They weren’t even the people I was suppose to couch surf with…it just kind of happened after a successful movie showing at the Old Foundry thanks to Naomi and Seeds of Change. Donovan and his partner Hillary were on hand to make a batch of humus with delicious fallafel and Jack, an old crooner from Georgia filled in with song as well as the bearded and very Emile Hirsch-esque Eric, who also has a pension for whipping out a physical trick or two. Not making much sense ay? One of those you had to be there moments to really appreciate it. It was a wonderful day in Bellingham…the ride here was super tough, but I am hoping the rest goes well.

Trees, Water and Chucknut

Off the Anacortes and beyond!

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Last Supper – Originally Posted 04/15/2010

“Art is the only way to run away without leaving home.”

-Twyla Tharp

I’d add though, as a method of running away, art cannot suffice a soul in its entirety.

Today I stand upon a precipice looking over at a deep blue sea of unknown and the height alone freaks the shit out of me. Wow…that is one fuckin’ long drop, but bottoms up, here we go. Over the past few days (and nights, my body really won’t let me sleep through all this excitement) I have sat down with pictures, notes, postcards and a plethora of other self memorabilia and in silence and have been in utter awe of what a remarkably awesome life I have had so far.

 

A pre-bike meal at 3 AM. Mcdix and Sushi are necessary.

 

There are so many little details about living in Vancouver for 26 years that as science would dictate, if even a minutia of an inch or second was incorrect, would not occur. So many gorgeous souls I have had the pleasure of talking to, of loving, of drinking until our eyes are useless and we tumble into piles of laughter and of dancing when no music is playing.

That’s all the cheese I have…but you know it’s true and you know who you are and you should know how you have shaped me, for better or worse, into this gulumfing jabberwocky of a man.  Stress is picking up at a rapid pace, I have about 1 million things I need to do today that I should have done several decades ago. But days should reflect good pies, over stuffed with good flavour and by flavour I mean in this instance a multitude of various chores. Lets say I just have a lot of flavours to taste today. That sounds nice.

 

Just in case you couldn't tell, it's a BIG MAC.

 

I won’t get into the bitter details, but some cool things are going to happen on my trip and I won’t break wind until they actually happen. Break wind is not an especially good term to describe my surprises, but meh. The highlight of my day will be going into the bike shop where it takes me hours simply to place the bike on a stand to work on it. I am no mechanic and am as about dexterous a horse’s hoof, but something about going into the “shop” to work on my “bike” makes me at least have the aura of coolness.

Welp, I probs should go rather than dialoguing with myself on wordpress. Do read people, it will be my link to you, as my computer is going on the road with me. Pictures will be uploaded as well and if possible, video clips of my journeys.

The next message will be sent from Bellingham, fingers crossed.

WHAT AM I DOING? THIS IS INSANE!

Just had to get that out.

Payce I

The Vancouver Sun – Original Posted 07/03/2010

Beautiful, enticing, the perfect wake up like the time I went into White Spot and got for breakfast a Legendary with their amazing hash browns on the side. The Vancouver sun (we own it, you didn’t know? One of our astronauts put our flag on it) was up and about bright and early today, making the cherry blossoms sparkle strawberry pockys (weird reference, ay?). With 8 days or so left before the big adventure across the states and possibly beyond, I thought it best that I spent the day doing something productive. I must mention to beer enthuists, while it is a wonderful theory to think that you can drink beer and perform chores, its another thing to actually put that theory to use. I can definitely tell you that biking is hilarious drunk, unsafe, but hilarious, but it isn’t conducive to anything productive I can think of except possibly keeping drivers on their toes. So…today…it was time to test out my bike legs.

I hopped on the bike, packed my backpack with a few cards (some ID, a card that pretends to have money on it..etc) and headed out to my first destination. Where was that you may ask? Well my friends, our young hero was seeking adventure…and where better to find it than in Burnaby, voted the city to least likely motivate you to apply to a post secondary school. Kidding. Burnaby is pretty and junk. 25km and an hour and a bit later I was in Burnaby at a battery shop buying a longer lasting battery for my vidcam. I love these smaller retail shops. You enter to witness what looks like an eviction notice was given and the occupiers of this place had only 20 minutes to pack all they own in random cardboard boxes with no labels. But the gentleman behind the towering blue desk covered in a papermache-d level of paper was able to find the right battery, as well as give me some info about it. The Apple Store scares the shit out of me. Like all this tech stuff is for nerds, right… and they don’t even try to emulate a nerd’s layer. Everything is pristine, the computers are all laid out nicely and there is a lot of dead space. I always feel that whoever approaches me to see if I need help knows more about the new “The _______” album than computers. One of then was even sporting Crocs…not sporting…no…even wearing sounds like too good a word for Crocs. Just call them ugly loafers with holes in it. But they returned my stuff without a receipt and over the 14 day return window, so I guess I can live feeling that I am in the flight deck of the movie Apollo 13. Anywhoo…50 clix today and I feel great. Good to know my body remembers the being in shape thing or I’d be screwed. Ice cream is good in the fridge for a long while. Selling your old stuff is hard, but why not let it be someone’s new stuff to enjoy as much as you did when it was new to you…and was literally new.

Clocked Out

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