Quick, Dirty, Honest Thoughts on the Each Mile World Tour

Beverley Town Wall

Beverley Town Wall

-Am I juggling too much?

 

-And if I am, is at least impressive?

 

-How do I stay more focused?

 

William Bradley - Tallest Man of Market Weighton, UK

William Bradley – Tallest Man of Market Weighton, UK

-Boy am I hungry.

 

-I lost focus again…

 

-Should I get more people involved?

 

Market Weighton

Market Weighton

-How do I get people involved?

 

-Tinder?

 

-How do I get people interested?

 

Lie on Tinder?

 

Tea time

Tea time

-Is this a good idea?

 

-Will someone be honest enough to tell me if it’s a good idea?

 

Harewood House, UK

Harewood House, UK

-Will someone make the time to be honest enough to tell me if it’s a good idea?

 

-How do I increase suggestions in the forums?

 

-How do I hype this site?

 

Back of Harewood House

Back of Harewood House

-If this fails, it will suck so much.

 

-How do I grovel, yet not look as if I am desperate enough to grovel?

 

-5,000 dailies views for shit.

 

Camp Food, near Halifax, UK

Camp Food, near Halifax, UK

-Should I swear in a blog?

 

-I need to know SO much more about bikes.

 

-What will be my camera set up?

 

Dutch bike in Pennines

Dutch bike in Pennines

-Blog, please grow.

 

-Blog, if you grow, I will share more.

 

-Dear Blog, I am sorry I lied to. I never will share more.

 

Down towards Manchester

Down towards Manchester

-Comeon words, be well spoken or well read.

 

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Photo of the Day – Make Condoms Hip to the Kids

Germany. We had just left Vidin and were on the road through small towns, old churches and one billion corn fields. The corn fields would play a pivotal role in future competitive hilarity the bike group would get involved with. I am sure the pictures will surface soon enough, so I won’t ruin the surprise. And a surprise it will be, probably to the point where you will never want eat popcorn at movie theatres  or anywhere else ever again.

Condom Machine - German Style

 

I won’t say to much about this picture, cuz it speaks for itself. There were several other similar characters comically portraying an array of genitalia of all girths doing fun activities. It made me feel that condoms were synonymous with 5 year old birthday parties. It made me feel wrong about the whole thing. Maybe some English jokes translate into German, cuz this condom has obviously taken those flowers from someone and he’s right proud of it.